The Joys (and Pains) of Brooklyn
Living in the greater New York area (Brooklyn?) has been a blast in so many ways. For one, being able to eat cheap, exotic foods (and a whole lot of cheap pizza) as conveniently as eating at McDonald's anywhere else in the country is awesome. So is the abundance of venues to play and see live music in this city and the
caliber of musicians that you just happen to stumble upon just on a random trip through the Union Square train station. Since I moved to Brooklyn, I've had essentially only one regret: the lack of cheap, abundant space available in places like Orlando, FL.
Here in Brooklyn I live in a three-bedroom share with two other roommates and I can't afford the luxury of having an entire spare bedroom to fill with recording equipment and instruments like I did in Orlando. Instead, I've packed most of what I have into my 10x8-or-so bedroom with very little room to spare. Fortunately, this has allowed me to reduce my equipment to the bare essentials of what I need to record my music and helped me eliminate excess stuff. Eliminating excess helps any musician grow, in my opinion, since getting too used to having too many tools at your disposal could make a musician lose sight of the fundamentals of recording music and go overboard in the studio. That's not to say that there aren't any great musicians out there that are studio maximalists--Phoenix, Belle & Sebastian, and others that are actually studio maximalists and among my favorites--but that when you are operating at the entry-, borderline-hobby- level that I'm working on, studio excess can only be detrimental. If only for the obvious reason that even if I had an ample studio full of top of the line gear, I just wouldn't know what to do with all of it. So I try to acquire and learn equipment/instruments based on whatever I grow to need. However, in my transition to smaller spaces in Brooklyn, there was one thing I needed that I lacked: drums.
Through a combination of piece-by-piece FedExing from Florida and stuffing some cymbals in a suitcase during my mom's last visit to NYC, I've managed to assemble a bare-bones drum kit in my Brooklyn apartment.

Not included in the photo (but stored under tables and in closets in other parts of the apartment) are a Paiste 20" ride cymbal and a hi-hat that I hope to use in future projects. However, not included in the photo and still in Florida are the meat and potatoes of the kit: the three toms and kick drum. Although I probably could've managed to afford the postage for these drums, the neighbors above, below, and on both sides of me would not approve of the racket I'd create playing all these. But since I'm pretty much not going to be gigging with this kit and simply recording it, I decided to simply find some quieter and more space-efficient alternatives to a kick drum, if not the toms.
How To Make (and Record) a Box Kick Drum
Materials:
1 x Empty Pearl Snare-drum Box (or any box that's fairly rigid and larger than a snare drum)
1 x Shoe Box Full of Shoes (or relatively heavy contents that'll weigh down without crushing)
1 x Kick Drum Pedal (preferably a real one, but I'm sure home made alternatives exist)
1 x Small Mic Stand
1 x Shure Beta SM58A dynamic (or kick drum mic)
1 x Old Sock
1 x Rubber Band
Part 1: Making your Box Kick Drum
Step 1 - Empty out your snare drum box and place it vertically on the ground at a comfortable distance from your snare drum.
Step 2 - Place the kick drum pedal at a comfortable distance from your box
Step 2a - Optional Step: if you can find a way to latch your kick drum to the box, it is recommended. However, I was not able to figure out an easy way to do this so my pedal moves around a bit as I play.
Step 3 - Wrap the old sock around the mallet of the kick drum pedal. This softens and widens the attack on the box and ultimately improves the tone in the recording.
Step 4 - Wrap the old sock with a rubber band to keep it snugly around the kick drum pedal
Step 5 - Place your shoebox full of shoes (or other weight) on top of the snare-drum box as to prevent it from moving while you play.
Step 6 - Position your microphone and mic stand close to the box, but being sure to keep it relatively far from the snare drum so as not to get too much snare-drum sound on your kick drum mic--remember, unless you are playing with brushes like I do, the snare drum will be much much louder than the kick drum, so this will be the biggest problem come recording time.
Step 7 - Play a short beat with your kick drum to make sure everything is sturdy and sounding about right. If necessary, move things around a bit to accommodate your playing style and sound.
Here's what the final product should look like below:
If yours looks like mine, then you are now ready to record.
Part 2: Recording Your Box Kick Drum (and The Rest of the Kit)Materials:1 x Firepod FP10 (or or other recording interface)
3 x 15' XLR Cables
3 x Velcro Cable Ties
3 x Dynamic Microphones
1 x Pair of Vic Firth Wire Brushes
1 to 3 x Wall Hooks/Push-Pins
Note: This part is a little trickier than building it and depends more on your specific recording space. Therefore, I will just go into how I recorded mine and you can simply tweak this method to your own spacial needs.Step 1 - Wrap your three XLR cables together using the Velcro Cable Ties, placing one in the mid-point of the cables and the other two a few feet/inches from the tips--depending on your needs. This should result in what looks like one thick, three-strand cable of XLRs.
Step 1a - Optional Step: Create small numbered tags at the ends of each cable to easily identify which cable is which. I use tiny squares of paper on which I write numbers with sharpies and then use scotch tape to attach to the cables. You can kinda see in the picture below:

Step 2 - Plug your snake of cables into your Firepod, remembering which cable goes into which input:
Step 3 - Snake your cables around door-frames, book shelves, walls, etc. using hooks/push-pins/etc. to keep them from being on the floor, in the way and easy to trip on. Below are some pictures of how I snaked my cables around the door frame and a bookshelf and down to the drums again.
Step 3a - Here is where the cables leave my Firepod.

Step 3b - Now they make their way up the door frame, held in place by a push pin.
Step 3c - The cables then make their way over the threshold of the door and are held in place by a plastic hook you can get from Target that sticks to the wall with double-sided sticky tape--gotta keep the holes in the wall to a minimum if you want the deposit back from your apartment.
Step 3d - Here is where it gets messy on my part and I just let the cables dangle over my bookshelf. You can probably do better than this, if you want a more permanent setup than mine. (Note the last remaining copies of
Little Insects' Almost Ghost CDs. Now's the time to
buy folks!)
Step 3e - Finally, the cable ends up where your drums are. This setup is up to you depending on your space and recording needs.
Step 4 - Fire up your computer, recording interface, and software.
Step 5 - Whip out your wire brushes and start playing a beat to test it all out. If something doesn't sound right, just go back and tweak EQ, volumes, and mic-positions to your liking. I just use trusty ole' trial and error until things sound just about right and you can do the same. Unless you have any better ideas. If so, just shoot me an email and let me know about them.
The Final Recorded Product: Little Insects "Feeling Just Like 20 Bucks"
After setting all this up, I recorded a rough demo of a new song using my Box Kick Drum. Although the kick drum is low in the mix, you can get a sense of how it sounds in the context of an entire song. You can make it louder in the mix depending on your genre, but here I was going for a kind of country sound, where the kick drum is not usually terribly loud in the mix.
Anyway, this song is called "Feeling Just Like 20 Bucks" and it's about feeling down in the dumps post-rejection, but being semi-hopeful about the future. A classic, Little Insects theme at this point. I recommend viewing it in HD if your bandwidth can handle it.